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Only well-off people spontaneous

SPONTANEITY is limited to people who have the financial means to go on exciting adventures at the last minute, it has emerged.

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Clarkson forced to bugger sheep to distract from farm's success

JEREMY Clarkson has made such a success of his farm that in his new series he engages in sexual congress with a sheep so nobody notices.

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