A COUPLE who paid hundreds of pounds for a photoshoot of their newborn are oblivious to the fact that it could be anyone’s baby.
The photography session, which cost £250, promised to ‘celebrate the uniqueness of your precious bundle’, despite the fact that they all look exactly the same as each other.
Emma Bradford said: “Everyone knows that the first exhausting weeks with a newborn mean nothing if you don’t make everyone even more tired and stressed by insisting on taking the tiny screaming baby to have their picture taken.
“The fact I chose an A1 canvas print of my baby swaddled in pink fur and lying on a bed of ferns is definitely because it’s really classy and nothing at all to do with my insane post-birth hormones, whatever my mum claims.”
Photographer Mary Fisher said: “You have to take these special photos at the early newborn stage because it is literally the only moment in a child’s life that they will not object to being posed like an idiot with lots of tacky fake flowers.
“But, to be honest, most of the time we just use the same set of photos of the same baby from three years ago. Nobody’s noticed yet.”