A MAN who sidled up to a group of friends and started dancing at them is now an indispensable and valued member of the group.
Socially dysfunctional weirdo Jordan Gardner discovered his new friends in Koncept nightclub in Croydon, and realised that them dancing and talking in a tight circle was a clear invitation to join them.
Gardner said: “There was instant chemistry between me, Ryan, Hannah, Oliver, James and Lucy, who welcomed me into the group with friendly stares.
“For me, the highlight of the night was probably dancing with Lucy, who kept laughing and turning away in mock embarrassment. It was great to be let in on their little in-jokes so quickly. Or should I say, our little in-jokes?
“I like Lucy a lot, but it’s Hannah I really connected with. Could romance be in the air? I’ll let you know when we have a conversation either of us can hear.
“We all had a great time, like when I demanded their phone numbers, then insisted that I watched while they awkwardly saved mine into their phones. I’ll cherish that memory for years to come.”
New friend Oliver O’Connor said: “It’s great to have Jordan as part of the gang. He shouted something incomprehensible in my ear, so he’s clearly a great guy I’m going to have a lot in common with.”
Hannah Tomlinson added: “I didn’t speak to Jordan and know nothing about him, so we’ll probably get married. I can’t wait to be Mrs Hannah whatever-his-surname-is.”