A NEW mum who is out on the piss for the first time since giving birth keeps being distracted by questions about her sodding baby.
Eleanor Shaw is appalled her mates can’t appreciate that the sole focus of her evening is trying to make up for months of lost drinking time.
Shaw said: “I don’t want to spend my few hours of freedom swiping through pictures of my daughter’s toothless face and talking about the birth. What the hell do they think I’m drinking to forget?
“I wish they’d just let me focus on getting the Grolsch down me and stop asking shit like how well the baby sleeps. Badly, alright? They all sleep badly.
“This is exactly the kind of parenting bollocks I don’t want to be conscious enough to think about. I just want to get absolutely shitfaced for the first time in seven months.
“Also, I could get a call from my incompetent husband any minute and I don’t want to be alert enough to respond.”