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Take your kids to McDonald's, and other ways to feel divorced even when you're not

SOME activities bear an inexplicable air of failed marriage about them. Dip your toes in the sad waters of divorce by doing the following:

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Bitchy glance more flattering than compliment, women confirm

A WITHERING, up-and-down glance from another woman is more validating than any spoken compliment, women have confirmed.

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