A TEENAGER has been struggling with monumental indecision over which of her outfits would best suit loitering in a car park behind a B&M Bargains.
Sophie Rodriguez found herself debating between two cute cami tops, even though it was f**king freezing outside and her mum would probably make her wear a coat anyway.
Rodriguez said: “It’s important to look your best for key events in the social calendar, such as hanging out in the park, hanging out in the shopping centre, and hanging about outside the chippie after school.
“And where else is anyone going to see my Shein hauls? I need to wear something like this knitted mesh ruffle sweetheart neckline dress, or Jack Browne, who I really fancy, will be more interested in Nikki Hollis because she looks old enough to buy vapes.
“As well as clothes, there’s also make-up to think about. I had to spend 40 minutes doing my contouring even though the streetlights in the car park don’t work so barely anyone would see my face anyway. It’s exhausting being young.”
Mum Donna said: “I hate how Sophie her friends hang around on the street. They should instead stay inside with their phones and computers. Hang on, that’s not right either.
“To be honest, I just wish she’d grow up and leave home so I don’t have to worry about this shit anymore.”
