Teenager desperate for people to know he smokes weed
A TEENAGE boy really wants everybody to know he enjoys a toke, it has emerged.
17-year-old Wayne Hayes works unsubtle hints about his love of cannabis into every conversation, but is afraid to say it outright for fear of being ‘nicked’.
Hayes said: “My mates call me Wayne Blaze. Not because I’m an arsonist. It’s because I like to get… you know.
“What’s the time? 4.20 already? You know what that means. Time for some sweet ‘Mary Jane’.
“You do know what I’m talking about, right? Good. Just wanted to check.”
Wayne’s mother Susan Hayes did not seem too concerned about her son’s drug habit.
She said: “He can’t smoke it that much because I’ve never smelled pot around the house. I think he just likes talking about it.
“It’s sweet he wants people to think he’s edgy but him and all his friends are such nice lads, no matter how much Cypress Hill they blast from his room.”