A DICKHEAD Londoner has felt the need to decide on and share his favourite line on the London Underground.
Jordan Gardner, who moved to London from Telford three years ago, endlessly compares the vibes of different sections of a largely homogeonous mass transportation system.
Colleague Steven Malley said: “I once asked whether he got the bus or the Tube to work. Ever since I’ve been locked in a debate about which seat cover patterns are coolest.
“One time he spoke for 27 uninterrupted minutes on whether the Northern or Victoria line is hotter. He didn’t need anyone to respond. He was having a whale of a time just being f**king delighted with himself.
“I had to block him on social media post-Elizabeth line. Apparently ‘the stations are cool but technically it’s not a complete line while you have to change at Paddington.’ I learned this against my will.
“It’s like he’s combined the worst parts of being a hipster with the worst parts of being a trainspotter. Finsbury Park is not ‘a total vibe-shift’, Jordan. It’s no more or less than an interchange.”
Gardner said: “You guys have got to try the Waterloo and City line, do you know it’s only two stops? That’s so wild. Only in London!”
