WOMEN have pointed out that they never claimed to like beards and do not understand why every man now has one.
Women of all ages from across the country have confirmed that they would be happier if facial hair went back to being unusual, rather than de rigueur for every single male chin over the age of 20.
Eleanor Shaw of Southampton said: “Yeah, we hate beards. Sorry. I don’t know where you got the impression we didn’t.
“Look at my chin. Red as a radish. That’s from snogging my boyfriend, who has a beard I didn’t ask for.
“It gets food in it. It gets drink in it. It’s abrasive and nasty and literally I can’t see your face. Can we all just decide it was a ’10s thing and shave them off, please?”
Martin Bishop said: “We don’t grow beards to impress women. We do it to resemble men who live in the Canadian wilderness, cut down trees, and hunt bears at the weekend.
“We have to do this because we have jobs as algorithm designers and live in studio flats in Dulwich.”