THE leaves are turning, the nights are drawing in, it will soon be f**king freezing. Try these excruciatingly obvious ways of adapting your wardrobe:
Wear a jumper
Want to get yourself ready for autumn? Simply put on more clothes. Put on the T-shirt you’ve been wearing over summer and stick a jumper on over it. Done. You don’t have to worry about them matching because the jumper covers up the T-shirt.
Put on tights
Alternatively, if you’re a lady who has spent summer wearing a lot of dresses, consider wearing the same dress with a pair of warm tights. Cold arms? Get a cardigan.
Stop wearing sandals
If your feet are feeling chilly, it might be because you’re wearing sandals in October. Put on a pair of trainers or boots, you f**kwit.
Wear a vest
Bit nippy? You don’t always have to go in over the top. Wear a vest under the clothes you already own and you’ll be warmer than you were before, which is dressing for autumn, because the main feature of autumn is the drop in temperature.
Get out your winter coat
You didn’t need it in the summer, but unless you’re f**king mental you still own at least one winter coat. Just get it out of your wardrobe and wear it. No, you don’t need a new one.
Wear a hat and gloves
For f**k’s sake, how much wardrobe help do you need? If you’re really too clueless to put extra coverings on cold extremities frankly you deserve whatever pneumonia is coming your way.