Woman builds second home out of Amazon packaging

A WOMAN has ordered so much stuff from Amazon she has been able to build a second home out of all the packaging.

Emma Bradford has made herself a stunning three-bed house out of 62 boxes, 15 kilograms of brown paper and 23 padded envelopes. 

She said: “Since lockdown I have needed so much essential stuff – retro coasters, juicers, a hot tub, so I was getting deliveries every day.

“I was initially annoyed that they’d send me a single potato peeler in a three-foot box but now I could not be happier about the excess packaging.

“I’ve just ordered five books and a set of mason jars so I can build a garage.

“It’s everything you could want in second home. It’s cosy, peaceful and my children are not in it. It’s more of a luxury fort, really.  

“Ideally, I’d like a better location than the bottom of my garden so I’m thinking of taking it to Durham because I think that’s allowed.

“I might just stay here for the rest of lockdown. Or at least until it rains.”

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Cummings revealed to be one of Boris Johnson's children

BORIS Johnson is defending Dominic Cummings so robustly because he is one of his illegitimate children, it has emerged. 

Downing Street insiders have revealed that the prime minister’s controversial special adviser is also his ‘special little man’.

A source said: “Cummings is definitely one of Johnson’s sons. It’s why he hasn’t been sacked or sent to work with Michael Gove full-time.

“Boris has kids all over the place. The not-too-bright ones get a job in government, but Dom is so weird and erratic Johnson made him a special adviser so he can keep an eye on him.

“The paternal relationship is pretty obvious. Cummings is always pestering Johnson to play football with him and wakes him up in the middle of the night to ask for a glass of water. 

“And he calls him ‘dad’. That’s a bit of a giveaway.”

However Johnson refused to confirm the relationship, claiming his prolific impregnating means he simply cannot remember who is his child anymore.