A WOMAN about to have her first virtual date has realised that she cannot remember how to do that make-up thing she used to do.
Eleanor Shaw has spent most of the day fighting with various shiny objects living in a magic bag she found in her bathroom, but their function or even their names are a distant memory.
Shaw explained: “I have a vague impression that this didn’t used to be my face. And that the objects in this bag somehow helped me make a different face that I had on every day. Is that weird?
“I would try watching an online makeup tutorial, but I do still have a very clear recollection that those made me want to puke.
“I’ve opened the red stick thing and used it to give myself fun red eyebrows, which I’m sure Dan from Leicester will appreciate over FaceTime, and the scratchy black paint is perfect for drawing on a beard. It’s great, I look like Justin Trudeau!
“Now all I need is to figure out how clothes are and who my shower wants and I’ll be all ready for Dan. He’s lucky to have me.”