Woman congratulates herself for thinking about donating blood

A WOMAN has praised herself after considering the possibility of donating blood.

Nikki Hollis saw an advert about giving blood while she was shopping online and briefly thought to herself that she should look into it sometime.

She said: “I was so overwhelmed by my kindness and goodness in that moment.

“I hate needles and blood and whatever kind of skanky medical shithole I bet you have to go to to give blood, so it really says a lot about my generous spirit.”

Hollis did not, however, click on the link to make an appointment.

Instead she spent several minutes daydreaming about what she would want a statue of her to look like.

She then immediately forgot about the idea of donating, and went back to browsing for trainers made by children.