CHANNEL 4 staff have begun an urgent investigation into where and what ‘Leeds’ is.
As the company announced that it would be opening new headquarters in the city, hundreds of baffled London-based media professionals began a frantic fact-finding mission.
Executive Tom Booker said: “We sent a colleague that way once to report on Brexit, but all we got back was his nose so we just assumed they’d eaten the rest of him.”
Social media content curator Nikki Hollis added: “Do they even have ironic speakeasy-style nightspots there? Mixed-media creative hubs?
“If it doesn’t have a cereal cafe I’m not going.”
Meanwhile, the people of Leeds were delighted by the announcement, and promptly tripled the price of everything in preparation.
