SCHEMING childless women have had their home-wrecking plans ruined by The Daily Mail.
The newspaper has revealed the link between women without children and ‘rampant infidelity’, potentially saving millions of marriages.
43-year-old Emma Bradford said: “Like all childless women, I chose not to have kids purely so that I can lure other women’s husbands into my web of sexual depravity.
“Further going against nature to remain unmarried, I travel the country in a kind of ‘sex caravan’ full of dildos and black magic equipment.
“I go to local pubs in a tight dress and entice men, like the succubus that I am. Any husband who sees me is driven half-mad with desire.
“I sexually exhaust them then cast them aside – of course they are not to blame because they are helpless before my Satanic sex powers. As the Mail knows, all true evil emanates from women.”
Bradford is now furious that her destructive lifestyle has been revealed to millions of Mail readers: “I have put a curse on the journalists responsible. No crops will grow on their land, and the teats of their cattle shall run dry.”