INTERNET users want to know who exactly the fuck is buying these titanium spinning tops that are advertised on every website.
The spinning tops, crafted in a wide variety of metal finishes, are being advertised as if they were trainers or laptops or something useful despite being very much not.
Currency trader Julian Cook: “Spinning tops? The fuck?
“I’ve clicked on it, after the 90th time, and they seem to skip straight over the question of why anyone would need one and straight to choosing the top that’s right for you.
“I mean personally I’d go tungsten, it’s heavier and classier, but what the fuck am I thinking?
“I don’t want a spinning top, I’m not in Inception. Even if I could afford the full 16-top set with professional spinning base and wouldn’t the office be impressed with me.”
A spokesman said: “You haven’t got a spinning top? Not even our starter’s aluminum one?
“But what do you spin?”