AN unattractive man confidently makes judgements about gorgeous women as if he might have a chance of sleeping with them, it has emerged.
Bill McKay, 43, likes to ogle and then harshly criticise women he sees on the street, in a way that suggests he is a potential love-match for them and does not have double chins and beady little eyes like a rat.
McKay said: “See that bird over there? Big tits but if you look really closely you’ll see one is very slightly bigger than the other. Bit odd. Not into that.
“And that other one, standing at the bus stop? Nice face but her thighs are a bit thick. Probably goes to the gym too much. That would put me right off in the bedroom.”
McKay does not restrict his judgements to women on public transport, at the supermarket or queuing in Greggs, also critiquing famous women there really is zero chance of him bedding.
He said: “Take that Blake Lively. She’s a looker but she’s got a massive mole by her nose which ruins her beauty. I’d have to shut my eyes when I went to snog her.
“The world is full of lovely looking girls, but there’s always one or two little details that completely put me off them. But that’s the price you pay for having standards – not getting a shag since 1998.”
