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Five adjectives to avoid telling the truth about a friend's new boyfriend

STRUGGLING to diplomatically describe the latest arsehole your friend is dating? Bend the truth linguistically with these adjectives.

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'Child lockdown initiated': How to refer to everything in bullshit 'amber alert' jargon

WE’RE not experiencing an ‘amber alert’, it’s an ‘enhanced hot weather response’. Here’s how to make the rest of your mundane life more exciting with quasi-military jargon.

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