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'Have you tried shaking it?' 12 phrases that really won't help with your erectile dysfunction

STRUGGLING to maintain an erection? These well-meant but ill-chosen lines will not help: 

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Infinite number of Facebook users will eventually find perfect Israel-Palestine solution

AN infinite number of Facebook users writing an infinite number of statuses will eventually stumble upon the solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict.

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