A DOG has been honoured for heroically saving a woman from phoning her ex-boyfriend while wasted.
Five-year-old Baxter has been named ‘the very best boy, yes he is’ after wrestling the iPhone out of his owner Nikki Hollis’s drunken, remorseful and horny hands.
Nail technician Hollis said: “I was hammered. I’d been watching Beyoncé. I felt strong, though I was crying.
“I’d found him in my contacts under ‘Wanker’ and was about to press and then sing Single Ladies, again while crying, when Baxter leapt up and knocked the phone from my fumbling, pissed hands.
“Then he started barking and upstairs started banging and I threw up in the kitchen sink. It’s a modern-day miracle.”
Baxter said: “I’m no hero. Honestly, it was 90 per cent instinct. It’s just Tom’s so bad for her.”