A MOTHER of identical twins has confirmed that she finds them just as profoundly weird as the rest of society does.
Emma Bradford, mother to Olly and Ben, said: “Like any sane person, I’ve always found the idea of meeting two people who look and sound exactly the same horrendously creepy.
“It’s genuinely quite scary being their parent. They finish each other’s sentences and have their own secret language. I’ve stopped dressing them the same because they end up looking like that pair from The Shining.
“I think the only thing preventing my boys from standing in front of an elevator and using the freakish symbiotic power of their minds to conjure forth a tsunami of blood is that our house doesn’t have a lift.
“The one consolation is it’s sweet watching them cuddle up in their sleep. However, I don’t think that level of interdependence is going to win them many fans in their 30s.”
When asked for comment Ben and Olly Bradford chanted in unison: “Come and play with us.”