It's normal to text with your phone angled away, agree couple

A COUPLE is in agreement that there is nothing suspicious about covertly typing texts with your phone screen angled away from your partner. 

James Bates and Emma Bradford, who both regularly receive and answer texts they do not explain to each other, believe keeping their screens private shows their relationship is built on trust.

Bates said: “I’m doing it out of love. The harsh light from a phone screen can be really distracting when Kelly’s trying to watch TV or ask me about my day.

“She has enough content to look at on her own phone, without being burdened by even more messages on mine. So I politely read them in privacy right there next to her.”

Howard agreed: “If James peered over my shoulder and read every word I’m sending to people, there would be something seriously wrong between us. He doesn’t need to, and I angle my phone to reflect that.

“Innocent people like us have nothing to hide. However we do also freak out when even gently asked who we’re talking to.”

James then received a text which he explained from work, and they unexpectedly needed him in even though it was 7pm, to which Emma replied: ‘How long for? Exactly three hours? Fine with me,’ before retiring to the bathroom to make a short call.

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'Instead of paracetamol, pregnant women should light up a soothing cigarette'

PREGNANT women in the US have been advised that instead of taking dangerous, untested paracetamol, they should turn to harmless tobacco. 

President Trump and his health secretary Robert Kennedy yesterday advised women that autism was all their fault for being weak, and next time they suffered headaches they should shun Tylenol in favour of a relaxing Marlboro.

Kennedy explained: “Men smoke and they don’t have autism or any other mental conditions causing fixation or delusions. Just look at me.

“So next time you’re pregnant, which as our blessed brother in Christ Charlie Kirk testified should be no more than three months after the last time, and get a headache don’t take a drug. Give nature’s cure a chance.

“Step out on the back porch, sit in the rocker and light up a cigarette made by a great American company unfairly attacked by know-nothing health zealots, idiots who haven’t done their own independent research. I despise them.

“Inhale, blow out that smoke, and feel all your worries dissipate onto the wind. You don’t need pain relief and shall not be allowed it in future. You’re a woman.”

He added: “Don’t think this gets vaccines off the hook, or 5G, or the 1964 Civil Rights Act. They still cause autism too.”