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Man can't wait until kids are gone so he can like them again

A FATHER cannot wait until his children are back at school so he can love them just the way he used to do. 

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'Dickheads' and other more accurate terms to describe performative males

MEN who insincerely adopt female-friendly behaviours to attract women have been labelled ‘performative males’. However these far better terms exist:

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