A MAN in a new relationship was concerned to learn that his girlfriend has friends and an active social life.
Tom Logan has been dating Jo Kramer for a month but has only just realised that her vague mentions of ‘friends’ are actually real people he is expected to meet.
He said: “Oh, what? Not again. This is exactly what happened with the last two.
“I want a girlfriend, not a whole bunch of other people to have to meet up and drink with and pretend to be interested in even though they clearly prefer Jo’s company to mine.
“Honestly I’ve no objection to her having them in theory but they’re getting in the way of us spending time together, like when I texted ‘U up?’ at 11pm on Monday and she was with her mate ‘Hayley’, whoever that is.
“I haven’t invited her to five-a-side with the lads, so why would she think I needed to know about all her personal life? What’s next?”
Logan added: “She’s said her brother’s coming over Saturday and we could go for a drink if I wanted. I’ve texted back ‘I think this is getting too complicated.’”