Sunday, 9th August 2020

Man does walk of shame from PornHub to his bed

A MAN embarked on a humiliating walk of shame from the world’s leading porn site to his bed.

Following a night in drinking with his friends over Zoom, Tom Logan fully intended to go straight to sleep but was led astray by the promise of a dalliance with his old flame.

Logan said: “I was weak. I guess I was seduced by the temptation of millions of hardcore videos that stream quickly and in sometimes disturbingly high quality.

“No sooner had I clicked on the homepage link than we were down to business. I could barely get my pants off quick enough while it was bombarding me with X-rated clips with upsettingly descriptive titles.

“After getting what I came for I was overwhelmed with embarrassment and got out of there. Shuffling to my bed with my trousers round my ankles wasn’t my proudest moment.”

Logan’s friend Stephen Malley said: “There’s nothing to be ashamed of, we all do it. We just wish Tom had left the video call and turned his webcam off first.”