A MAN has ended his relationship after seeing his girlfriend of nine months openly admiring a baby.
After 31-year-old Nathan Muir saw Nicki Hollis ogling the chubby body of a five-month-old infant in a park on Saturday, he realised they had no future together.
He said: “It’s the disrespect that gets me. Just gawking at it, tongue hanging out, when I was right there.
“I’m not naive. I get that women will occasionally think about babies, even when they’re in a relationship with a man who prefers kiteboarding, but eyeing one up like that is bang out of order.
“Sometimes in the past I caught her sly glances at a particularly sweet-looking toddler, but she was always discreet. This time, she was literally turning her head around to stare and even giving a little wave.
“If I hadn’t been there, if she’d been out with her girlfriends, there might have been an approach, touching, chatting, a besotted ‘coochie coo’, dangling it on her knee. Then she’d be in bed with me, making love, thinking about chubby cheeks and adorable little booties.
“I challenged her on it. She said every woman sometimes fantasises about babies. If that’s true it’s sickening.”
