A MAN has no qualms about being a meaningless hook up to distract from feelings of sadness so long as he is getting some, it has emerged.
Desperate bachelor Tom Logan is more than happy to be a purely physical rebound fling with recently single women because he has not got any action in a while.
He said: “Rebound sex has got a bad reputation but I don’t know why. The ladies temporarily feel better and I get my end away. Everyone’s a winner.
“And because I’m a bloke they don’t need to worry about me feeling like I’m being used. As long as I get to see some tits and blow my load then I’m happy. In fact the complete lack of emotional connection is preferable.
“The only risk is that they fall madly in love with me after our eight minutes of clumsy rutting. When that happens I just let her down gently and release her back into the wild for another sex-starved bloke to console. It’s a good system.”
Rebound shagger Joanna Kramer said: “My instinct is to call Tom a shallow pig for how he treats women. But because I’m the one initiating this scenario it’s actually very empowering.”