A WOMAN is confused about why her boyfriend will not share his toothbrush when he’ll happily put his mouth on the area she pisses from.
Lauren Hewitt cannot understand why Nathan Muir is worried about catching something while brushing his teeth when he has no concerns about the disgusting germ-swapping involved in oral gratification.
Hewitt said: “Given that he’s not shy in the bedroom, it’s mental that he freaks out whenever I try and have a go with his Oral-B.
“I mean, we went down on each other after coming home from a sweaty night out at a club the other day. And I’d played tennis that afternoon and hadn’t had time to shower. It must have been like licking the floor of a barn.
“Does he think my mouth is worse than that? Or is he so desperate for sex that he would chow down on literally anything if he thought it meant he’d get a reciprocal nosh? I suspect the latter.”
Nathan Muir said: “I’ve heard about what women do with electric toothbrushes. It starts in her mouth, but who knows where it’ll end up?”