A WOMAN who asked her partner what the best thing about her appearance was is fuming that he chose her smile and not her shapely backside.
Nikki Hollis dropped the obviously leading question to boyfriend Tom Logan casually over dinner, received the wrong answer, then angrily blanked him for the rest of the evening.
Hollis said: “My smile? My f**king smile? That’s the kind of thing you say to fat people and gingers when there’s nothing else to work with.
“I go to the gym five times a week to keep my body in this shape, which he’s clearly not f**king noticed.
“Arse, legs, tits, f**k me, even flat tummy or shoulders would have been preferable. He obviously takes me for granted. I’m dumping him and tomorrow he’ll get back from work to find all his shit in the front garden.”
Logan said: “Nikki’s got an incredible figure, but you just don’t tell women you like their arses or tits do you? Not unless you’re a builder.
“She went strangely silent afterwards, so I’m guessing she was tired. Still, she’ll cheer up when I surprise her tomorrow with a big bunch of flowers after work.”