A WOMAN who had a deeply erotic dream was disappointed that the other person in it was her boyfriend.
Lauren Hewitt awoke frustrated that of all the people in the world who could have featured in the wanton no-holds-barred dream it was the tedious man snoring next to her.
Hewitt said: “The dream could have featured any of my celebrity crushes: Harry Styles, Timothée Chalamet, Megan Thee Stallion. But no, it had to be Nathan.
“Mostly I have grim stress dreams about my teeth falling out, or missing the deadline on renewing my car insurance. I get about one sex dream a year, and now it’s been pissed up the wall on him.
“It was an absolute busman’s holiday. We’ve been together seven years and I’m sick of the guy. What’s worse is that the sex in the dream was better than in real life, so he’ll be even more of a disappointment now.”
Nathan Muir said: “I woke up during the night to hear Lauren muttering something in her sleep. I think it was ‘Forget it Nathan, just leave it.’
“Probably she was having a dream about me fighting some bloke for her, because that’s the kind of stud I am.”