A WOMAN has admitted that she faked the previous five years of an apparently satisfying relationship, it has emerged.
Despite looking and sounding like she was enjoying herself throughout, Nikki Hollis has revealed that she faked her whole relationship with Martin Bishop in order to get it over and done with.
She said: “All those dates in the early days? Fake. My wedding vows? Fake. The orgasms? Doubly fake.
“Martin’s a nice guy but he doesn’t know what he’s doing when it comes to relationships. If I hadn’t pretended to enjoy myself and let our sham love appear to peter out naturally, he might have tried to work on it, which would have been extra tedious for me.
“It was easy enough to do. I just had to laugh at his jokes every now and then, visit his family at Christmas, and tell him I love him on a daily basis. Men are pretty gullible like that.
“I don’t feel bad about doing it. Most women fake a relationship at least once in their life. In fact I’m yet to meet one who hasn’t tricked a guy with a full-blown romance just to get them off her back.”
Bishop said: “I blame myself for being so naive. Buying a house together and raising a family should have been a dead giveaway.”
