Thursday, 29th October 2020

Woman marries stranger who told her she had a nice arse on Instagram

A WOMAN was so impressed when a random stranger on Instagram told her she had a ‘nice arse’ that she has decided to marry him.

Kelly Howard met the sweet-talking Romeo when he slipped into her direct messages with the thoughtful compliment ‘u have much nice arse’.

Howard said: “When I saw those poetic words, I just thought ‘what a guy!’. It was like he’d written me my own love sonnet.

“Is there anything more romantic than commenting on the arse of a woman you don’t know on the internet? I think not.

“I have no idea who he is but his profile picture looks exactly like the young Hugh Jackman, so he’s very handsome. Then his account appears to be a few pictures of trucks.  

“I think it’s meant to be because this morning I actually drove past a truck. So I messaged him back and proposed to him. 

“Later he sent me another message saying ‘R ur breasts not too big or too small?’. Then I knew for sure this was the man I wanted to spend the rest of my life with.”