A WOMAN who regularly stalks her exes on Facebook has insisted she is ‘just keeping in touch’.
Carolyn Ryan keeps a Facebook tab open on her browser for each of her previous boyfriends, but claims it is only because she is platonically interested in their activities and wellbeing.
Ryan said: “Julian’s cohabiting with the girl he dated after me, Steve got married to an old flame, and Tom’s just had a baby with his new girlfriend. It’s all fantastic.”
She added: “I’m genuinely happy for all my exes and am definitely not waiting for their lives to fall to bits without me. Honestly – I’m not poised to pick up the pieces of their ruined relationships at all.”
Ex-boyfriend Julian Cook said: “I’m so terrified of her, I’m in the process of moving to New Zealand.”