A MAN caught fully giving it from behind to his sister-in-law has apologised for breaching social distancing guidelines before they are lifted on July 19.
Nathan Muir was found banging his wife’s sister Ellie Shaw in the living room when his wife returned home early yesterday, and has conceded he should put their details into the NHS app.
He continued: “It’s perfectly fine for members of two different households to mix indoors. That’s been within government guidance since May 17th.
“But what Ellie and I forgot is that social distancing should have been maintained and a couple of windows opened if possible, though to be fair it was a cold day and we’d torn off each other’s clothes.
“Even though I’m double-jabbed Ellie isn’t, because she’s 10 years younger, so going at each other hammer-and-tongs without any attempt to distance at all was irresponsible.
“You are ‘advised to make a personal choice about whether to distance’, but I’m not trying to wriggle out of this. I’m no Cummings. Hands up, I did the wrong thing and I’m sorry.”