Relationships

We can tell when it's Viagra, say women

WOMEN have confirmed they are under no illusions as to whether a sexual partner has taken erection-enhancing medication or not, thank you.

Sexist deeply offended after being called a misogynist

A TRADITIONAL sexist was left feeling hurt after being branded a woman-hating misogynist.

Seven excellent ways to almost convince yourself cheating is fine

ARE you tempted to shag someone who isn’t your partner, or are already embroiled in a messy affair? Here’s how to rationalise away your feelings of guilt. Almost.

Woman furious as back-up husband marries

A WOMAN is outraged after a man she had reserved as her back-up husband had the audacity to marry someone else. 

Five wanks better than entire relationships

LOVING relationships with human beings have their moments, but can they really hope to compete with these five stunning acts of self-abuse?

Woman gives toxic, abusive relationship with dating apps another chance

A WOMAN has decided to give her unhealthy relationship with dating apps one more go even though they have consistently done nothing but hurt her.

Craziness only attractive in hot women

A FIERY, tempestuous nature, outlandish behaviour and violent mood swings are extremely attractive if you are already a hot woman, research has confirmed.

Six empty parental threats so lame you can't believe you're using them

WHY don’t your children respect you? It’s because your words mean nothing, as these completely empty threats demonstrate.

How to pick the worst possible moment for sex

SEX is loads of fun, so surely there can’t be a bad time for it? Unfortunately there can, as you’ll discover when you attempt to shag in these circumstances.

The new supermarket layout, and other things that ruin your ageing parents' lives

IT'S not easy being old and no longer having work as your main source of annoyance. Here are six mundane occurrences that your parents have decided to get pissed off about instead.