Relationships

A MAN who claimed to be passionate about astrology to impress a date was unaware of how deep the astrological rabbit-hole goes.

YOUR ex-boyfriend has found a lovely new woman, everyone says so, and you’d definitely be pleased for him if she wasn’t actually a massive bitch. Here’s why.

DO you find it hard to know what to say during sex? Here are some phrases to make you cringe with embarrassment as soon as you’ve said them.

A MAN’S world has been turned upside down after being told what the brush situated next to the toilet is for.

WOMEN have collectively told men that the best way to make them want more sex is to become competent at it.

A MAN has told a female acquaintance they need to acknowledge the mutual attraction between them, much to her shock.

A MAN encouraging his attractive female friend to find the confidence to leave her errant boyfriend has stressed that he has nothing to gain from this.

WOMEN have confirmed they are under no illusions as to whether a sexual partner has taken erection-enhancing medication or not, thank you.

A TRADITIONAL sexist was left feeling hurt after being branded a woman-hating misogynist.

ARE you tempted to shag someone who isn’t your partner, or are already embroiled in a messy affair? Here’s how to rationalise away your feelings of guilt. Almost.