Relationships

BURSTING into laughter and saying ‘No f**king chance’ is the normal response to the reverse cowgirl sexual position, according to women.

BEEN single for ages but somehow miraculously got yourself a date? Follow middle-aged singleton Tom Logan's five-point guide to making sure you don't f**k it up.

SHAGGING your partner isn’t at the top of the list of possible best friend betrayals. These things are even worse.

A MAN is proudly owning the news that he and his partner are pregnant, even though he will not have to carry the baby or give birth to it.

ARE you going home for a lovely Christmas with your mum? Here are some comments that await you, and what they really mean.

DETERMINED not to let sub-zero temperatures stop you having a shag? Here’s how to lead a full and active sex life without your bits snapping off.

‘WE need to talk’ is a phrase up there with ‘Guilty on all counts. Take the defendant down’. Here’s what a man will blurt out when these dread words are uttered.

DESPITE decades of study of the animal kingdom, I remain surprised by the lurid and depraved mating habits of humans. Let us examine the younger generation.

A MAN is blissfully oblivious to the fact that his wife married him because he was the least worst option at the time.

TEXTING your ex is like taking a dump on a train - it rarely works out well. But here are five bullshit reasons you should definitely go for it, right this second.