Relationships

OFFICIALLY you were dumped because you're a selfish knobhead. Comfort yourself with six more palatable and delusional reasons your ex had to let you go.

FRIENDS, colleagues and strangers have the odd urge to tell you about grim incidents in their sex lives. Here are some you wish they wouldn’t corner you with in the office kitchen.

A WOMAN on a first date is eagerly awaiting the approaching moment when she will briefly be allowed to speak.

A WOMAN is furious that her ex-boyfriend, who she has not spoken to since 2019, has had the audacity to find love with another woman.

Everyone in the world is now polyamorous except for you, it has been confirmed.

JUST because your body is failing it doesn’t mean you aren’t still a highly sexual being. But you might find these erotic aids necessary.

SINGLE women looking for a partner have been advised to start going to places where there are actually likely to be unmarried men.

FEELING anxious or legitimately worried? Don’t worry, your mum has got some no-nonsense advice that won’t help in the least. Here’s how to stop being pathetic.

A COUPLE have split after deciding that their six-month age difference created an unequal power balance in their relationship.

AN 'ethically non-monogamous' man bears an uncanny similarity to a horndog who sleeps around for the fun of it, it has emerged.