Relationships

A COUPLE are celebrating ten years since their divorce by renewing the vows of undying emnity they made on the day.

WOMEN love it when men are spontaneous, but only in extremely specific ways they approve of. Including these.

A WOMAN'S wedding day was ruined after she realised that the man she’s marrying is an absolute bellend.

YOU’RE supposed to be able to say anything to your partner, so how come they always lose their shit when you say things like these? Boyfriend Jack Browne puzzles over this conundrum.

A WOMAN has given an Oscar-worthy performance when being told things about her date that she had already learned from social media.

EVER look at the useless slab of meat you’re chained to and wonder what is the point of him? Here are the few times he’ll come in handy:

OFF home for Christmas? Still unloved? Pre-empt the inevitable pitying comments from your family with these phrases.

THE children of a divorced man have confirmed they could not imagine a better time to meet their father’s new partner than Christmas Day.

WORRIED that your relationship is faltering? Here’s how to make yourself feel better by pulling apart the relationship of your friends who seem genuinely in love.

DO you normally manage to ignore festering family disputes at Christmas? Here are some that could spill over into a blazing row at any moment.