Relationships

A DISAPPOINTED man with a fading erection has begun listing all the positives of their maintaining a platonic friendship.

THERE’S nothing guaranteed to complicate your sex life more than a weekend with your partner’s mum and dad. Here’s how to navigate this social and sexual minefield.

A MAN is secretly hoping that a tearful, consoling hug with a female friends develops into something more.

A SINGLE woman has met the man she wants to spend the rest of her life with a mere fortnight before her 35th birthday.

A COUPLE browsing a sex toy website together are both claiming never to have seen any of them in action before.

A GEN Z couple always agree on a safeword before engaging in completely mundane sexual intercourse, it has emerged.

HAS a friend you prayed was out of your life forever got back in touch? Endure the conversation with these tips.

THE number of women you’ve slept with is a source of pride and insecurity for men. Here’s how to bump up the number without even downloading Tinder.

DO you have strong feelings of love and sexual attraction for a colleague? Is it guaranteed to go absolutely f**king nowhere? Here’s how to bury your feelings deep in your broken heart.

A WOMAN has declared that her partner’s penis is neither too big nor too small, while averting her eyes at the last part.