Relationships

A MOTHER has decided her daughter’s devastating news that her relationship of four years is over and her new cushions deserve equal conservational billing.

A COUPLE who purchased some edible knickers have discovered that it is best to leave the back part of it uneaten.

DATING is tricky when everyone you meet turns out to be a wanker. Here are five ways to dickhead-proof your love life.

STILL get flustered walking past bras and knickers even though you’re an adult man with a wife and mortgage? Here’s what to do.

THINK legally yoking yourself to someone who gets on your nerves will magically make everything better? Here are some equally terrible relationship ideas.

A WOMAN whose boyfriend proposed with his grandmother’s wedding ring is unsure whether it is a heart-warming gesture or plain f**king stingy.

NURSE? Office worker? Mobile hairdresser? It’s easy for you to find love at work. But there are vocations that refuse to accommodate a meet-cute.

A WOMAN who refuses to have sex on the first date will abandon her morals if they are really hot and she feels like it.

DOES your partner keep unfairly expecting you to share tasks equally? Here’s how to get them so horribly wrong they will be forced to take over indefinitely.

A PET dog just wishes he could believe that his owner’s leg is as into their regular lovemaking as he is.