Relationships

Man sends dick pic to his wife

A WOMAN was horrified to receive a photo of her husband’s penis after he sent it to her under the misapprehension she would find it sexy.

Man in record 32 friendzones

A MAN is simultaneously in the friendzone of 32 different women, they have confirmed.

Missed the last bus: the real reasons you end up shagging on the first date

YOUR date thinks they did everything right to lure you into their lair of love on the first date. This is the real reasons you gave up and f**ked them.

The seven crap stages of a whirlwind dating app romance

LOOKING for love on a dating app? Instead getting caught up in a whirlwind virtual dysfunctional romance? Here's how it will unfold without you ever meeting.

How to make it clear that a present you've gifted was more expensive that it looks

JUST dropped £65 on a special candle and you’re worried the recipient won’t realise how much you spent? Here’s how to be unsubtle about it.

Friend you know you can always turn to in a crisis avoiding your calls

A WOMAN who knows she can always rely on her best friend as a comforting shoulder to cry on has worn that privilege out, it has emerged.

How to be a considerate lover: a man who once went down on his ex-girlfriend explains

STRUGGLING to please your woman? Follow the advice of a considerate lover who ate out his ex-girlfriend in 2014.

'You're cute' and other compliments that mean men aren't getting a shag

ARE you in there or are you going home alone to angrily Google porn? If you hear these compliments, it's the latter.

Man technically still going out with girl he never dumped in playground

A 35-YEAR-OLD man is technically still in a relationship with his girlfriend from school because he never sent his mate over to dump her.

Woman ordering 'soup' really meant 'wine'

A WOMAN on a date has politely opted for soup as a starter instead of the huge glass of Pinot Grigio she really wanted.