Relationships

What to do when you realise you're on the dregs table at a wedding

EXCITED to attend a good friend’s wedding only to realise you’re sat at the dregs table with the other people they don’t really like? Here’s how to cope.

Weird couple have story about how they got together that isn't 'got pissed and shagged'

AN unusual couple have an unsettling story about how they got together that does not involve vast quantities of alcohol followed by forgettable sex.

Whose fault is it you're not having any sex?

IF you’ve not had sex for ages it’s obviously not your fault. So who is to blame? And how can you stop them sabotaging the mind-blowing sex you’d be having otherwise?

Man's luck in as girlfriend's vibrator out of batteries

A LUCKY man has scored his first shag in months after his girlfriend discovered there were no AAA batteries left in the drawer.

Six things you learned from porn that you should never do in real life

MANY of us take inspiration from porn, whether getting nails done or hanging an abstract painting over a white sofa. But never take these things into real life.

Man has zero problem with being a rebound shag

A MAN has no qualms about being a meaningless hook up to distract from feelings of sadness so long as he is getting some, it has emerged.

Your boyfriend's spontaneous romantic gesture: Is it a sign he's cheating on you?

HAS your boyfriend surprised you with an unexpected token of his affection and you’re suspiciously wondering why? Take our quiz to find out.

'That’s what you’re wearing is it?': Six sick burns from mother to teenager

EDGY comedians slapping down hecklers have got nothing on a mum’s cutting comments. You’ll be familiar with these from your adolescence.

Cunnilingus is like drowning, and other reasons sex in the shower is awful

DO you think kneeling down in the shower to sip at a genital cascade is sexy? It’s not. These are the reasons why shower sex is terrible.

Out-of-character things your boyfriend does when he's after a shag

IS your boyfriend behaving in an insultingly ingratiating way, like a salesman for something regrettable? He wants sex. Watch for these signs.