Relationships

A WOMAN has developed an innovative scheme for staving off the cold this winter by leeching all the warmth from her partner.

FOUR out of five men have let oral sex debts mount up that they do not intend to ever repay, it has emerged.

A WOMAN in her 40s is still hiding a tattoo that she had done more than 20 years ago from her parents.

IF you pay for a meal, it’s basic etiquette that your date is sexually indebted to you. Here man Martin Bishop explains what sexual favours are owed for various food choices.

A HUSBAND has reassured his wife that he would only be unfaithful to her with someone extremely attractive.

YOU know barely anything about your parent’s sex life for the sake of your sanity. Here are seven things you never wanted to know about it that might surprise you.

SOMETIMES a man will find himself being gently prodded in the right direction on an issue. Here Steve Malley explains how to bloodymindedly ignore subtle suggestions.

A MAN has spent all his initial dates with his partner and their subsequent 18-month relationship without ever changing the subject from himself.

WOMEN can be difficult to date if you are not possessed of the wisdom of a 21-year-old man who has never had a proper girlfriend. Let me show you how to court.

PULLING women in pubs is easy because they hate being left alone. Still struggling? Use these foolproof chat-up lines.