Relationships

A MAN who received the customary annual haul of disappointing presents would gladly swap them all for a single blowjob from his wife, it has emerged.

A WOMAN’S date has cancelled tonight’s planned rendezvous on the grounds that it is far too hot to f**k.

HAS your son turned up with an absolutely stunning new girlfriend? Here's how to react without giving away the fact that you'd happily shag her yourself.

A MAN prefers not to rule out liking any specific bits of a woman, he has explained.

A WOMAN feels the main drawback to the ‘doggy-style’ sexual position is how massively degrading its name is.

A WOMAN who thought she was sick of pictures of penises has discovered she prefers them to tedious statistics about exercise activities.

A BOYFRIEND who promised to provide multiple orgasms was careful never to specify over what period.

FIFTEEN minutes into the date and you’ve been appraised of their full job title and salary? It won’t get any better with these wankers.

A SINGLE man looking for love is on the hunt for a rare woman who ticks a series of very specific boxes.

ARE you unsure how to broach the subject of sex with your partner? If you want a shag you’re just going to have to bite the bullet and try these techniques.