Relationships

A GEN Z couple always agree on a safeword before engaging in completely mundane sexual intercourse, it has emerged.

HAS a friend you prayed was out of your life forever got back in touch? Endure the conversation with these tips.

THE number of women you’ve slept with is a source of pride and insecurity for men. Here’s how to bump up the number without even downloading Tinder.

DO you have strong feelings of love and sexual attraction for a colleague? Is it guaranteed to go absolutely f**king nowhere? Here’s how to bury your feelings deep in your broken heart.

A WOMAN has declared that her partner’s penis is neither too big nor too small, while averting her eyes at the last part.

PUPILS at a school in East Sussex have discovered that hassling the teacher about transgender issues is more fun than work. Here’s how to bring any sex ed lesson to a standstill.

PARENTS dread talking to their kids about sex, but world-weary fathers have pearls of wisdom to share. Father-of-three Steve Malley explains.

A WOMAN in her 60s still refers to her son’s partner of a decade and a half as his ‘friend’, it has emerged.  

A MAN who received the customary annual haul of disappointing presents would gladly swap them all for a single blowjob from his wife, it has emerged.

A WOMAN’S date has cancelled tonight’s planned rendezvous on the grounds that it is far too hot to f**k.