Relationships
A WOMAN has declared that her partner’s penis is neither too big nor too small, while averting her eyes at the last part.
PUPILS at a school in East Sussex have discovered that hassling the teacher about transgender issues is more fun than work. Here’s how to bring any sex ed lesson to a standstill.
PARENTS dread talking to their kids about sex, but world-weary fathers have pearls of wisdom to share. Father-of-three Steve Malley explains.
A WOMAN in her 60s still refers to her son’s partner of a decade and a half as his ‘friend’, it has emerged.
A MAN who received the customary annual haul of disappointing presents would gladly swap them all for a single blowjob from his wife, it has emerged.
A WOMAN’S date has cancelled tonight’s planned rendezvous on the grounds that it is far too hot to f**k.
HAS your son turned up with an absolutely stunning new girlfriend? Here's how to react without giving away the fact that you'd happily shag her yourself.
A MAN prefers not to rule out liking any specific bits of a woman, he has explained.
A WOMAN feels the main drawback to the ‘doggy-style’ sexual position is how massively degrading its name is.
A WOMAN who thought she was sick of pictures of penises has discovered she prefers them to tedious statistics about exercise activities.