Relationships

MEN live in a barren emotional wasteland devoid of attention and compliments. That's why they read these interactions as signs of romantic interest.

DO you feel you’ve missed out on certain sexual experiences, even if they never appealed that much in the first place? Societal pressure can’t be wrong, so make sure you try these…

IT’S that magical moment when your awful date has come to an end. But the other person may want a kiss and you can’t say outright they haven't got a f**king chance. What should you do?

A WOMAN is kindly pretending to listen to her partner's inane ramblings while deciding what to say next about herself.

A COUPLE are jubilant after reading that most people in their situation have sex 4.5 times a month, but they do it five - or even six - times.

A DELUSIONAL man has convinced himself that his ex’s friends will still invite him to things even though he’s no longer with her.

EXCITED about a date this evening? You won’t be when they do these off-putting things before it’s even begun.

A WOMAN whose partner is looking forward to a day off has helped him maximise the time by drawing up a timetable of jobs he needs to do.

DATING is hard. And saying outright you don’t want to have sex with someone is brutal, so use a feeble excuse instead. Here are some excellent ones.

BEING bad at sex is not something women are capable of, legions of appreciative men have confirmed.