Relationships

WOMEN are high maintenance creatures compared to me, a chilled out boyfriend. Here are five things they do that are especially needy.

A WOMAN is attempting to work out which of her new boyfriend’s female friends are genuinely platonic and which he has done it with.

A WOMAN’S morning has been ruined after realising the man she shagged last night is expecting to stay for breakfast.

GIVING blowjobs is vital for your health, and the fact that I, a man, enjoy them immensely is just a coincidence. Here’s how oral sex will keep you in tip-top condition, especially if you swallow.

A MAN is in a state of deep disappointment after months of build-up to ‘birthday sex’ resulted in bog-standard intercourse.

WOMEN claim to be better at everything which is sexist, patronising and above all a filthy lie, argues man and husband Tom Logan.

A CHILLED-OUT girlfriend has no concerns about her boyfriend socialising with other women, as long as they are four sizes larger than her.

A MARRIED couple reaffirming their commitment have written a ceremony that reflects their current attitude towards each other.

A WOMAN has proudly placed a big tick next to the most tedious task on her monthly to-do list, it has emerged. 

AN evening with a giggly couple who are ridiculously into each other is horrific and sickening. Here’s the sort of crap you can expect from these freaks.