Relationships

Man has audacity to keep looking at phone when wife has put hers down

A WOMAN is annoyed that her partner is ignoring her and staring at his phone when she put hers down 30 seconds ago.

Five great comments to store and use against your partner at a later date

COUPLES must be careful what they say or recriminations will follow. Here are five statements to guilt-trip your partner with - or which might be dredged up and used against you months later.

Where's your bloody husband pissed off to now? Take our quiz

NEED some help with chores and your husband’s nowhere to be found? Find out where he’s pissed off to with our handy quiz. 

Five things sickeningly perfect couples you know are into

DO you know a couple who are tediously perfect in every f**king way? Then they will definitely be into these things…

Grandparents blaming their grandchildren on their children

GRANDPARENTS looking after their grandchildren are blaming their f**king awful behaviour on their parents, their own children.

Woman advised she hasn't dated enough dickheads

A WOMAN has not yet dated enough dickheads to appreciate a date who is only dickhead-adjacent, he has told her.

Wedding vows too needy and clingy, guests agree

THE solemn promises being made by a bride and groom in front of God sound a bit needy and clingy, wedding guests feel.

When are women too quiet, and when are they gobby cows? A patronising man decides

HEY ladies, I know times are tough for you girls, which is why I want to help you out with a guide to finding your voice. Here’s how to be assertive, but not in an unfeminine strident way.

Putting condoms on bananas: what passed for sex ed in the 80s and 90s

SEX education in the 80s and 90s was a mystifying process that left you more clueless than you started. Here were your school's supposedly helpful attempts to teach you the facts of life.

Find the least sticky table: your guide to a romantic date in Wetherspoons

WANT to impress your date with a visit to the country's most romantic food and drink establishment? Make sure you do these things.