Relationships

DATING is hard. And saying outright you don’t want to have sex with someone is brutal, so use a feeble excuse instead. Here are some excellent ones.

BEING bad at sex is not something women are capable of, legions of appreciative men have confirmed.

WOMEN are high maintenance creatures compared to me, a chilled out boyfriend. Here are five things they do that are especially needy.

A WOMAN is attempting to work out which of her new boyfriend’s female friends are genuinely platonic and which he has done it with.

A WOMAN’S morning has been ruined after realising the man she shagged last night is expecting to stay for breakfast.

GIVING blowjobs is vital for your health, and the fact that I, a man, enjoy them immensely is just a coincidence. Here’s how oral sex will keep you in tip-top condition, especially if you swallow.

A MAN is in a state of deep disappointment after months of build-up to ‘birthday sex’ resulted in bog-standard intercourse.

WOMEN claim to be better at everything which is sexist, patronising and above all a filthy lie, argues man and husband Tom Logan.

A CHILLED-OUT girlfriend has no concerns about her boyfriend socialising with other women, as long as they are four sizes larger than her.

A MARRIED couple reaffirming their commitment have written a ceremony that reflects their current attitude towards each other.