Relationships

A MAN is relieved that the argument he is having with his girlfriend over WhatsApp is not being peer-reviewed in another group chat.

A PAIR of male friends making up for not being in touch for several years have not divulged any personal information, it has emerged.

A MAN is wondering how long he should wait after sex before telling a woman he does not feel a romantic attraction. 

MARRIED couples have confirmed that they feel no envy whatsoever of their single friends’ so-called dating adventures.

A DISAPPOINTED man with a fading erection has begun listing all the positives of their maintaining a platonic friendship.

THERE’S nothing guaranteed to complicate your sex life more than a weekend with your partner’s mum and dad. Here’s how to navigate this social and sexual minefield.

A MAN is secretly hoping that a tearful, consoling hug with a female friends develops into something more.

A SINGLE woman has met the man she wants to spend the rest of her life with a mere fortnight before her 35th birthday.

A COUPLE browsing a sex toy website together are both claiming never to have seen any of them in action before.

A GEN Z couple always agree on a safeword before engaging in completely mundane sexual intercourse, it has emerged.