Relationships

Single man wishes he could find a woman who likes Friends, Harry Potter and dogs

A SINGLE man looking for love is on the hunt for a rare woman who ticks a series of very specific boxes.

10 great ways to awkwardly initiate sex with your partner

ARE you unsure how to broach the subject of sex with your partner? If you want a shag you’re just going to have to bite the bullet and try these techniques.

47-year-old man dating 28-year-old woman to be in age-appropriate relationship

A 47-YEAR-OLD man has started dating a 28-year-old woman to avoid an embarrassingly large age difference.

Oxford Union trans debate concludes it takes all sorts to make a world

THE controversial Oxford Union trans debate has concluded that everyone is different and we should just live and let live.

30 questions your partner already knows the answer to

YOU know the answer, your partner knows the answer, but you must go through the ritual of these questions to prove their dominance and your rubbishness.

Woman's gay best friend can't f**king stand her

A WOMAN who claims to have a gay best friend actually vaguely knows a homosexual man who does not like her, it has emerged.

Millennial thinks he's almost ghosted enough women to settle down

A MAN thinks the time is coming stop to f**king around ghosting all his dates and choose one to get to know a bit, it has emerged.

Woman into World War 2 every man's fantasy

THE greatest sexual fantasy of every heterosexual male in the UK is a woman with an interest in military history 1939-45, a study has proved.

Awful woman genuinely believes everyone is just jealous

AN objectively terrible woman believes that people’s entirely natural hatred of her is due to jealousy. 

Everything on man's bucket list sex-related

ALL of the hopes and ambitions on a 29-year-old man’s bucket list are debauched sexual acts, it has emerged.