Relationships

COUPLES' compatibility is always based on flimsy indicators such as physical attraction or shared interests. Here are the real reasons you should split up immediately.

FIRST dates are all about playing it cool and presenting the best version of yourself. But in reality everyone just wants to know the answers to these to-the-point questions.

DO you get bored during sex due to your partner’s pitiful performance? Here are the best positions for doing something more interesting while it’s going on. 

MEN have been given formal notice that, despite how wonderful they find it, sex with them does not count as a gift.

CRASS commercialism isn’t romance. True love is respecting a man sticking by his principles. That’s why I, Julian Cook aged 28, will be alone tomorrow night.

A WOMAN who thinks the world revolves around her was selfishly expecting her date to find out something about her life.

A SINGLE area of common ground between the husbands of two best friends means they are condemned to endure each other’s company for eternity.

HAVING a disagreement with your female partner? Think you've got the upper hand? Prepare to be blown out of the water by one of these counterstrikes.

A MAN with a dense forest of pubes between his legs is sickened by a woman with unshaved armpits, he has announced.

KNOW a couple who claim they’re meant to be together when they clearly hate each other’s guts? They’re probably one of these types.