Relationships

A MAN who thinks it would be cool to have a ‘polyamorous’ relationship gets jealous and possessive when asked to share his crisps.

A WOMAN has told friends that her new nerd boyfriend would be perfect if he could stop being such a total nerd.

A WOMAN has been left stunned by a one-night stand that was not a complete sexual disaster, she has confessed.

A DOG has been honoured for heroically saving a woman from phoning her ex-boyfriend while wasted.

A HUSBAND has accepted full blame for his wife losing her favourite top, he has confirmed.

A MAN has thoroughly proved his point by abandoning his argument and highlighting a small error in his girlfriend's pronunciation.

A SINGLE man has spent the weekend mourning his washing up sponge.

A WOMAN has banned all physical contact with her husband because he got bin juice on him 48 hours ago.

IT’S not my fault you’re getting married. I don’t see why I should be punished.

A COUPLE having a loud and furious argument in public have frustratingly refused to give eavesdroppers the proper background.