Relationships

THERE is a baseline of things we expect in a relationship - respect, mutual attraction and, of course, a faux-rustic stove fuelled by little pre-chopped logs.

A COUPLE have decided to start trying for a baby with sickeningly unfair advantages in life. 

A GREAT sex life is all very well, but what if you just can’t be arsed? Here Nikki Hollis explains how she likes to make intercourse with her boyfriend entirely forgettable.

YOUR father has so much to teach you about child-raising, even though he was largely at work, in the garage or out at a hardware store. Here’s how he nailed parenthood.

A MAN who has been with the same woman for two decades is unable to think of new content to write in her birthday card, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who is 5ft 1in is insensitively going out with a man who is an enviable 6ft 3ins.

IT’S hard enough to enjoy a passable bit of intercourse in a comfy bed. So why people insist on doing it in these utterly impractical places defies explanation.

A MAN has made a heartfelt apology to his partner for callously doing something he has no memory or understanding of. 

A WOMAN’S considerate friend has made her day by giving her a handy summary of all the awful things people secretly say about her.

LEAVING a woman unsatisfied in the bedroom is a skill that comes naturally to some men. But if you’re still struggling to unfulfil her desires, use these tried-and-tested techniques.