A WOMAN has been left stunned by a one-night stand that was not a complete sexual disaster, she has confessed.
A DOG has been honoured for heroically saving a woman from phoning her ex-boyfriend while wasted.
A HUSBAND has accepted full blame for his wife losing her favourite top, he has confirmed.
A MAN has thoroughly proved his point by abandoning his argument and highlighting a small error in his girlfriend's pronunciation.
A SINGLE man has spent the weekend mourning his washing up sponge.
A WOMAN has banned all physical contact with her husband because he got bin juice on him 48 hours ago.
IT’S not my fault you’re getting married. I don’t see why I should be punished.
A COUPLE having a loud and furious argument in public have frustratingly refused to give eavesdroppers the proper background.
A WOMAN whose ex-boyfriend asserts she ‘doesn’t know what she’s missing’ is actually entirely aware of what she is missing and could not be happier.