Relationships

GIVING blowjobs is vital for your health, and the fact that I, a man, enjoy them immensely is just a coincidence. Here’s how oral sex will keep you in tip-top condition, especially if you swallow.

A MAN is in a state of deep disappointment after months of build-up to ‘birthday sex’ resulted in bog-standard intercourse.

WOMEN claim to be better at everything which is sexist, patronising and above all a filthy lie, argues man and husband Tom Logan.

A CHILLED-OUT girlfriend has no concerns about her boyfriend socialising with other women, as long as they are four sizes larger than her.

A MARRIED couple reaffirming their commitment have written a ceremony that reflects their current attitude towards each other.

A WOMAN has proudly placed a big tick next to the most tedious task on her monthly to-do list, it has emerged. 

AN evening with a giggly couple who are ridiculously into each other is horrific and sickening. Here’s the sort of crap you can expect from these freaks.

PASSIONATE lovemaking often leaves time for your mind to wander, and to worry about these random and unrelated concerns.

A BOYFRIEND is embarking on his fourth day of performing cunnilingus on a partner who believes she is almost there.

PROPOSING? Why not maximise the humiliation of rejection by asking for her hand in marriage in these locations?