Relationships

'No Tories', and other dating app prejudices which are entirely bloody reasonable

DATING on the internet? Find yourself confronted with other people’s red flags and take it personally? These dating prejudices are completely fair, actually.

Brand new father takes up brand new hobby

A MAN whose wife has recently given birth to their first baby has decided this is the moment to take up a new and time-consuming hobby.

Totally f**ked up behaviour that's fine in the world of casual dating

SORT of seeing someone but sort of not? You can get away with these behaviours that would be otherwise unacceptable.

The wealthy pricks, and other hideous couples everyone knows

DO you know an annoying couple whose awfulness is compounded by the fact that there are two of them? Here are five unbearable duos you hate running into.

How to drag out an awful relationship to the bitter end

ARE you in a shitshow of a relationship and keen to prolong the misery? Here are five tips on keeping the disappointment alive.

Man who bought oversized teddy for date who didn't turn up to take it home and f**k it

A MAN who bought a five-foot tall teddy bear for a date who stood him up plans to take it home and f**k it, he has confirmed.

'We know what you're up to after we've gone to bed,' say women

WOMEN have advised men everywhere that they know full well what they get up to after they have gone to bed.

November? Conceived pissed on rosé on Valentine's Day: what your birth date says about you

EVER looked at your birthdate and wondered how and in what drunken accident you were conceived?

A lover's guide to delivering the perfect Valentine's Day from the all-night garage

FORGOTTEN Valentine's Day? In a desperate panic? Here's how to delight your loved one with generic tat from the nearest open shop.

Watching porn together, and other ways to make sex awkward this Valentine's weekend

WANT to make things profoundly awkward between you and your partner this Valentine’s weekend? Try these tips.